Cards Against Humanity -Daniel Howell

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(Y/YTC/N)=Your YouTube Channel Name

"Theirs someone I've known for a while but I've never made a video with and It kind of looks like she's giving me a BJ right now"Dan said making us both laugh

"It's because I am"I said laughing still and making us both laugh harder.

"IT'S (Y/N) or (Y/YTC/N)"Dan said excitedly

"That's Me"I exclaimed

"Well today we are going to be playing Cards against Humanity"Dan said

"LET'S DO THIS"I screeched.

"Next from J.K. Rowling is Harry Potter and the chamber of ______"

"Old people smell"I said holding up my card.

"They Can't control that"Dan said laughing

"That's not my problem"I said making us both laugh harder.

"I've got Harry Potter and the chamber of Balls"Dan said chuckling
"What would that be"

"That's Heaven"I said laughing

"Maybe She's born with it maybe
it's ______"

"Maybe She's born with it maybe
it's Scrubbing under the folds"Dan said laughing and holding up his card

"Yes That's exactly what the trick is" I said bursting out laughing

"Maybe She's born with it maybe
it's A Gypsy Curse"I said laughing alot "You win Dan"

"When I'm having sex I like to think about _____"Dan said reading the card

"Dan Howell"I said and we both started laughing again.

"Really you do"Dan said wiggling his eyebrows.

"Yep"I said and winked "Well prepare for fanfiction about that joke"

"During sex I like to think about throwing a virgin into a volcano"Dan said and Began to laugh again

"Is this your first time"Dan said and made a throwing motion"Awh Yeah" Dan fake moaned

We continued playing and making alot of offensive and flirting jokes when Dan read. "What do you love more than Your best friend ______"

I  began to look through my cards when I heard Dan mumble "(Y/N)"

"What"I asked.I heard what he said I wanted to know if I heard him correctly.

"Oh I didn't say anything"Dan said blushing and panicking a bit.

"I heard you"I said quietly.

"Oh umm R-really"

"Yeah and I love you too"I said admitting my feeling

He leaned in close and was about to Kiss me but said "A-are you Okay with this"

"Perfectly fine with it"I said and kissed him.It was sweet and loving not lustful at all.

"Dan do you know where my- never mind I'll come back later"Phil said and Began to walk back out of the room.

"Wait know where what is"Dan asked after pulling away from me.

"I was asking about my Phone but you seemed...Busy"Phil said awkwardly.

"Over there"Dan sighed pointing at the piano.

"Ok Must have left it there from the video earlier well umm you guys can continue I guess"Phil said uncomfortably "I'm just gonna go"

"Well that was embarrassing"I said with a forced laugh at the end

"Yeah"Dan said and then we went to an awkward silence

"Wanna do that again"I flirted

"S-sure"Dan stuttered he clearly didn't know how to flirt at all but I didn't really either.

I kissed him again and then I realized something The Camera.

"W-wait were still recording"I said pulling away from him.

"Oh, I'll just edit that out"Dan said and stopped the recording

We went back to kissing and he pinned me to the Bed but I flipped us over so I was on top because I wanted to be dominant but Dan flipped us back over to where he was on top.

Then we heard the door open again

We should have locked the damn door

Pj,Phil and Chris were there now looking shocked well Phil didn't look shocked he just looked uncomfortable.

"Phil invited us over"PJ said quickly.

"In my defence I invited them this morning"Phil said

"We're gonna go to Bubble Tea wanna come"Chris asked

"Ugh fine"Dan said and got off of me.

"I'm coming too"I said Cheerfully

"Leave so I can talk to (Y/N) real quick" Dan said practically shoving them out of the room.

"Yeah"I said

"Will you be my girlfriend"Dan asked

"Of course I will"I said and pecked his lips "NOW LET'S GO"

Sorry it's shorter and absolute Shit BUT if you liked this Vote and suggest OR I'LL MURDER YOU Kidding I love you all BYE
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