"Before you trick or treaty,
Be sure you go pee pee,
'Cause urinary track infections are a little creepy.
Out past dark on halloween?
An amber alert is on my screen.
Instead of looking at that porn,
You could have some candy corn.
Please don't steal that candy pale,
No trick-or-treat in county jail.
Trick-or treat with an adult,
If you get raped, it's all their fault."
-Ball Brownstein's Halloween Safety Music Video
