Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 12: random skank bitch

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@lewis: pst harry

@Harry_Styles: it's literally 2am. do you ever sleep ??

@lewis: no

@lewis: I'm already dead inside

@zayn: same

@Harry_Styles: go get a glass of warm milk

@lewis: ew no . that gives me dirty thoughts

@Harry_Styles: well then you stay awake. I'm going to bed

@lewis: harry ):

(@zayn added @mirandaxoxo to the chat)

@lewis: be gone, witch

@Harry_Styles: zayn what

@zayn: idk I was told to add them

@mirandaxoxo: hey boys (;

@lewis: that winky face is unnecessary and so are you so leave

@Harry_Styles: louis be nice

@mirandaxoxo: I like you already (;

@lewis: I do not approve

@lewis: you need to leave immediately

@Harry_Styes: I feel uncomfortable

@LiamPayne: what's happening now ?

@mirandaxoxo: hey daddy (;

@LiamPayne: .

(@LiamPayne has left the chat)

@Harry_Styles: no ):

@lewis: well shit . this random skank bitch made us lose our daddy

@mirandaxoxo: gUys it's mE

@lewis: pardon

@mirandaxoxo:

@lewis: correction

@lewis:

@mirandaxoxo: fuck you . I would fight you but you can't even reach my neck

@Harry_Styles: niall why would you change your username to catfish us ?

@mirandaxoxo: it was a test to see how loyal you are to each other

@lewis: bitch you already know I like dick . what other info you need ?? a presentation ??

@Harry_Styles:

@Harry_Styles: that concludes my presentation

@lewis: aw look how adorable you are

@mirandaxoxo: stop being flirty with my best friend, it's weird

@lewis: last time I checked niall was his best friend, not mirandaxoxo

@mirandaxoxo: fuk u

(@mirandaxoxo left the chat)

@zayn: what the fuck happened and why is liam gone

@lewis: niall the dumbass cunt pretended to be a girl to prove my loyalty to harry

@zayn: that still doesn't answer my question

@lewis: he also called liam daddy

@zayn: ...

(@Harry_Styles added @niall to the chat)

@zayn: I'd leave again if I were you , fucktard

@niall: wait what'd I do

(@zayn added @LiamPayne to the chat)

@LiamPayne: is she gone ??

@lewis: the bread cat fished us

@LiamPayne: wait

@LiamPayne: so it was niall the whole time

@zayn: @niall choke

@niall: fuk u veronica

@LiamPayne: bc of you I was sitting in my bathtub with candles lit around me for an hour contemplating my whole life

@Harry_Styles: I do that every night

@lewis: we know harry , now hush the adults are talking

@niall: I'm sOrry . I didn't mean for it to go that far . I thought it'd be funny

@Harry_Styles: ya see this is why I tell the jokes

@lewis: this is why no one here tells jokes

@Harry_Styles: that's where you're wrong

@lewis: that's where I'm right

@Harry_Styles: knock knock

@lewis: it's open

@LiamPayne: I only answer to the doorbell

@zayn: I don't answer to Jehovah's witnesses

@Harry_Styles: I hate u guys

@lewis: <3

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HELLO.

I hope you enjoyed (: thank you so much for 1k jejdjdjf I never thought we would get this much omggg . opinions?

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