Butt fuck it? // l.s

Chapter 70: wankers

me on valentine's day tomorrow lmao
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@niall: wake up wankers

@niall: i'm bored

@lewis: fuck you

@lewis: i was masturbating

@niall: oh- i'm so sorry sir

@niall: 🚪 i'll go

@lewis: i was KIDDING

@lewis: i finished five minutes ago

@LiamPayne: jesus christ ..

@lewis: PAYNO do NOT take the lord's name in vain

@LiamPayne: oh sorry

@LiamPayne: 🙇🏽‍♂️✝️😓🚌

@niall: wait why the bus

@LiamPayne: i wanna be hit by it

@lewis: oh sweet me too

@Harry_Styles: louis ):<

@Harry_Styles: i'm fully capable of helping you

@Harry_Styles: we talked about this

@niall: this is awkward

@lewis: baby i'm sorry my dick was gonna blow up and u were at the store

@Harry_Styles: does this marriage mean nothing to you ????

@lewis: of course it does i'm sorry i won't do it again ❤️❤️❤️

@LiamPayne: what kind of fight is this

@Harry_Styles: my husband doesn't like me touching his dick

@lewis: i diDNT SAY THAT

@Harry_Styles: you were thinking it 😒

@lewis: i was not !!!

@Harry_Styles: we wank together, that's our thing and you know that

@lewis: i know i'm sorry i won't wank alone again

@Harry_Styles: i always have better wanks with you <3

@lewis: me too <3

@lewis: w u i mean

@Harry_Styles: aw babe

@zayn: what the fuck is this

@niall: louis wanked without harry

@zayn: oh shit mate

@zayn: u can never wank alone

@lewis: i made one mistake 😔

@LiamPayne: oh uh zayn

@LiamPayne: last night i kinda-

@zayn: liam

@LiamPayne: i'm sorry i had blue balls

@zayn: they weren't purple yet so u could've fucking waited two seconds

@LiamPayne: i'm SORRY

@niall: ......i wanked alone last night too

@zayn: yea but ur alone so it doesn't matter