Daddy didn't Lie
I got home early from work one day and my teenage daughter came home looking rather angry. "What's wrong dear?" I asked.
"I've just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper: "Oh, he will, sweetheart, trust me he will."
STAI LEGGENDO
Book Of Jokes #2
CasualeThis is the second book of jokes...if you haven't seen the first one...I recommend reading it.