I came home from work, tired, sat down on the sofa, put my feet on the table. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper.
Maths - 27%
English - 33%
Physics - 17%
Chemistry - 22%
Biology - 31%
Economics - 37%
Agric science - 24%
I lost my temper and started shouting
Me - what is this? All the time you spent on your phone and watching TV..why won't you fail.
Wife - be patient and listen let him explain
Me - shut up, it's your love and pampering that spoilt him. He is no good and never serious. Nobody in my family has ever gotten scores as low as this.
Wife - oh really?
Me - yes. Ok son explain yourself
Son - when I was cleaning where you keep your files, I saw your old report card on the floor and it has your name on it.
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Book Of Jokes #2
RandomThis is the second book of jokes...if you haven't seen the first one...I recommend reading it.
