Mom Steve: i'm gonna kms
Dustin: What happened? Did you mess up?
Mom Steve: no! he's just really pissed!
Will: Well no shit. You can't just apologize once and expect him to forgive you.
Dustin: What exactly happened?
Mom Steve: i went in to talk to him and the second he saw me he ran outside then i tried to apologize and he told me that he wasn't falling for it then he walked away!
Lucas: The lack of punctuation in that text made me suicidal
Mom Steve: shut up and help me
Mom Steve: prom ends in like twenty minutes
Will: Are you dumb
Will: Jonathan's home
Mom Steve: WHAT
Mom Steve: god dammit ugh
Dustin: so Operation Stonathan At Prom failed because you didn't have the balls to ask him to dance
Will: He would've said no
Mom Steve: ^^
Mom Steve: also fuck you
Mike: Will spitting straight facts
Will: ;)
Mike: ;)
Dustin: Gay, anyway we have to begin OSAS
Mom Steve: what
Lucas: What?
Mike: What?
Will: What?
Dustin: Operation Stonathan at School
Mom Steve: i'm glad you aren't in high school yet
Mom Steve: think of a new plan i'm getting a drink
Dustin: It better be holy water or I swear to god
Will: In my good christian suburbs??
Mike: iN mY gOoD cHRiStiAn sUbUrBs??
Will: Fuck you
Mike: Maybe later
Mom Steve: you kids are the reason i have gray hair
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