Things I want to do before I die

Hello! These are the things I want to do before I die. Most of them won't make sense (or just be bat shit crazy), but I don't care. Let's get started.

1. Go to a bike shop and ride one of the bikes around the store.

2. Eat the food before buying it at a supermarket.

3. KILL ONE OF THOUSE GOD DAMN SMALL COMPUTERS AT MY SCHOOL!

4. Play Sonic 06 to 100%.

5. Have a kid named after me.

6. Own a ferret and name him Polly.

7. Go around with a box over my head for an entire day.

8. Get famous on youtube.

9. Shoot a badass gun. Any kind, It just has to look badass.

10. Watch Batman & Robin for shits and giggles.