The killer was... part twelve. *Gasps*!
111. Buy a house just so I can burn it.
112. Buy a house just so I can blow it up.
113. Buy a house just so I can knock it down with a bulldozer.
114. Buy a house just so I- ok this joke is getting old.
115. Just one more- Buy a house just so I can cut it in half.
116. Live in a cardboard box.
117. Play Skyrim.
118. Crawl around pretending to be a cat for a day.
119. Have a pet rat.
120. Never have a kid. Ever.
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Things I want to do before I die
HumorJust a bunch of random things I want to do before I die.