Things I want to do before I die.

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The killer was... part twelve. *Gasps*!

111. Buy a house just so I can burn it.

112. Buy a house just so I can blow it up.

113. Buy a house just so I can knock it down with a bulldozer.

114. Buy a house just so I- ok this joke is getting old.

115. Just one more- Buy a house just so I can cut it in half.

116. Live in a cardboard box.

117. Play Skyrim.

118. Crawl around pretending to be a cat for a day.

119. Have a pet rat.

120. Never have a kid. Ever.

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