Things I want to do before I die

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Oh. Ma. Gawd. Already at part ten. Holy fucking shit.

91. Walk around on my roof, yelling at people that I am there superior.

92. Swing on a chandelier at a party.

93. Hug a lonely cactus.

94. Light Elsa on fire and see if she melts.

95. Smack a bitch.

96. Live inside the moon.

97. KILL ALL THE SQUIDS!

98. Have a super form.

99. Use the force.

100. Prove that rinosoruszs are really fat unicorns that lost there magic.

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