Things I want to do before I die

Hey look, this book has 1k reads. Awesome!

261. Have senpai ProJared notice me.

262. Get a Play Station Vita.

263. Slit someone's throat.

264. Eat a Turducken.

265. Meet Link.

266. Have a giant shark tank.

267. Learn Japanese.

268. Be good at drawing.

269. Have ten cats.

270. Play Five Nights at Freddy's 2.