Wrong Number (Group Chat Fic)

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fedoraandglasses: Hi 👋🏿

uglypeoplesaywh: Hi friends!!!🧚🏿‍♀️what r u guys doing

brendontheman7: Getting ready for Lana's party

uglypeoplesaywh: Why do u have to get ready? aren't u usually ready to go 24/7

brendontheman7: You wouldn't understand. Ryan, explain for me.

ryanr299: okay, got you brendon! so you see gerard, people like to look nice when they go out-

brendontheman7: No no no no! idc about that it's just that our band is pretty famous in New Jersey so I gotta look cool now. i can't be seen without my hair slicked back!

uglypeoplesaywh: Ohh! I kinda get it! I usually don't brush my hair tho XD

uglypeoplesaywh: or shower

yelyahwilliams: I forget to brush my hair but like....you should shower dude. that's gross

crybaby88: ya that's grody!! 🤢

uglypeoplesaywh: IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!!!

rayisneverwrong: I Shower Every Morning And Night Even Though I Dont Need To Because My Body Cleans Itself

uglypeoplesaywh: Bro ur so lucky my body smells like shit 💩 😔

fedoraandglasses: I use women's deodorant to help that

frnkiero: ok anyways....Hayley r we still doing the plan?

yelyahwilliams: Yeah no duh

ashley.halsey: Her party starts at 8:00 pm.

uglypeoplesaywh: Really?! I usually go to bed at 8:00 in the week!!Thats insane!!

frnkiero: I guess we won't be texting you about this then

uglypeoplesaywh: NO NO NO! on fridays and on the weekend I go to bed at anytime below 11:30 pm but I'll make an exception tonight

fedoraandglasses: I go to bed at 7:30 pm in all the 13 months and all the 25 hours of a day 🛏

crybaby88: oh

yelyahwilliams: Ok anyways My plan is to either sneak in through a window or I can just go through the front door if she doesn't have a secuairty guard

frnkiero: Yeah that could work and if it doesn't we can j-

fedoraandglasses: YOU GUYS CAN DIG A HOLE FROM OUTSIDE HER HOUSE 🏡 🏠 AND

uglypeoplesaywh: MAKE IT GO INTO HER HOUSE!! I finished ur sentence, patrick😉

fedoraandglasses: Thx😄Were tighter than bark on a tree! 🌲 🌳

frnkiero: I was GONNA say that we could climb through her basement windows

yelyahwilliams: Yeah just we gotta know a way out just in case the cops come