Jingle bells
Nappies smell
Especially if they're runny
Bogies get all crusty
If you wipe them
On your tummy
Jingle bells
Sweaty socks smell
If you change them
Twice a week
But change them
Only twice a year
They're not as bad
As your feet
OOOHHHHHH
Dashing round the house
Making lots of noise
You've eaten all the sweets
And broken all your toys
You want to chase the cat
And put him on the tree
But he is much too fast for you
So you crash right underneath!
OOHHHH
Jingle bells
Dog poo smells
And it tastes really bad
But at Christmas time
It's really fine
To give some to your dad
Jingle bells
Christmas smells
But you don't really care
Cos though it's late
You can't wait
To do it all again next year!
YOU ARE READING
Rudolph Saves Christmas
Short StoryRudolph, that very famous red-nosed reindeer, has been accused of blowing up Santa's sleigh! Join him as he, with the help of a very special squirrel called Flop, try to escape from prison and find the real culprit! Then meet a spider on your presen...
