Avengers One-Shots!

Pietro x Reader- Before he cheats

A/N this is a song fic using Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" song. Oh and I own none of this except the story!! All the characters belong to Marvel and you belong to you!

You were sitting on your window seat in the tower and something caught you eye. It was Pietro Maximoff with his new girlfriend, the one he cheated on you with...

Flashback

You had just gotten back after a 1 month long mission going undercover in a HYDRA base and all you wanted to do is go and cuddle with your boyfriend of 6 months, Pietro. As you walked towards his bedroom to see him and surprise him, it was your 6 month anniversary after all, you started to hear moaning and other noises. You being curious as usual you decided to investigate you peeked you head through the door and instantly regretted it. There was your boyfriend "fondueing" with a girl. A girl that was not you.

"What is going on here?" You asked your voice scarily calm.

"Y/N! Uh... I didn't know you were going to get back today..." Pietro said as he scratched the back of his neck.

"Yeah well I did so happy anniversary but we are over so nevermind!" You said then turned your back to the scene before they could see your tears and ran to Natasha's room.

You ran in and collapsed beside Natasha taking no notice to Wanda in the corner of the room. "He... He cheated Nat. All I wanted was to surprise him on our anniversary but he surprised me by cheating..." You said through the sobs

"WHAT!" Natasha and Wanda yelled out at the same time.

"I knew he was hiding something but he can block me out of his mind or else I would have warned you Y/N" Wanda said looking angry at her brother.

"It's fine girls just please don't hurt him he will eventually get what's coming to him." You said sounding very scary at that moment.

End of flashback

That was 2 months ago you have been trying to think of the best way to get back at him him when Tony burst into your room "Y/N I have the best way for you to get back at Pietro!"

"Please tell me this idea Tony." You said sounding sceptical.

"Well I know how you like that song by Carrie Underwood "Before He Cheats" that bar that he and that girl are going to has karaoke tonight. That song goes perfectly with the situation considering she just died her hair a beach blonde. I want you to do it and sing the song at karaoke then drop the keys in his drink exactly like the video." Tony blurted out as fast as he could.

"Hmm I like this idea. But can't he sue me about the truck thing?" You had to ask.

"Do you think any lawyer would go against Iron Man and Y/S/H/N?" Tony then pointed out.

"Good point. I'll do it!" You said smirking.

Time skip brought to us by Clint wearing socks with little bows and arrows on them

You looked at Pietro's navy blue with silver strips down the side truck that Tony had randomly given him about a month ago... Now you understood Tony's reasoning. It was time for sweet sweet revenge.

You grabbed the Louisville Slugger and (hulk) smashed the headlights like it was your only chance of survival. Then you got to work with you pocket knife Pietro had given you for your 1 month anniversary you stabbed and slashed those tires like they were HYDRA agents. Finally you started using the key, you drug it down the side of the truck marveling at how good it felt to get this well deserved revenge. You slowly unlocked the door and got to work on carving your name deep in the seats. To finish it all off you gave the bat a few... extra swings at the truck

Time skip to the bar

You told the DJ what song you wanted and he gave you an almost knowing smirk as you grabbed the microphone "I dedicate this song to my ex-boyfriend everyone." The minute Pietro heard your voice he froze in his place of tongue wrestling with his girlfriend.

"Right now, he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now, he's probably
Dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh"

You slowly (yet very sexyly) walked off the stage and looked Pietro right in the eyes and dropped the keys right into his drink without breaking eye contact then turned around and walked over to the other Avengers who all smiled and started clapping along with everyone else in the bar.

"Thanks for the idea I feel much better now!" You told Tony.

"If you follow me to my bed I can make you feel even better!" Tony joked.

All you did was flip him the finger and order a whiskey while the rest of the Avengers laughed their asses off and high-fived you.