PART 1: Preparing for the Holiday Season~~
FAMILY 1: The Elementos Siblings~~
SERPENT: Larva!! You missed a spot!
LARVA: What spot?
SERPENT: (Splashes LARVA with the soapy water bucket and laughs)
LARVA: (Drenched from head to toe in soapy water) Oohh, you asked for it!!! (Splashes SERPENT back with the spray bottle)
SERPENT: (Laughs as she barely flinches at the spray bottle) Is that the best you can do?!
ANTENNA: (Walks past with some towels) Oh, come now, you two! Will you please behave yourselves and clean the house properly!
SERPENT: (Continues laughing) Don't you know us at all?
ANTENNA: ...... Yes. Yes, I do. (Smiles as he tosses the towels on top of SERPENT and tackles her to the ground)
LARVA: Dog pile!!! (Jumps on top of ANTENNA and ruffles the towels on SERPENT's head)
SERPENT: (Grunts) Get off me!!
LARVA: Never!!! (Laughs evilly)
ANTENNA: ^w^ So, Serpent, are you gonna behave and clean this mess so we can set up for Christmas?
SERPENT: (Thinks) Hmmm...... NOOO!!!!
ANTENNA: Alright.... Then you leave me no choice..... LOFTY!
LOFTY: (Pokes his head into the hall) Yes, brother?
ANTENNA: Come here and help Larva and I tickle Serpen-------
SERPENT: NOO!!!!!
LARVA: (Covers SERPENT's mouth) Yes!
ANTENNA: Don't worry. Larva and I will pin her down so she doesn't hit or kick you this time.
SERPENT: (Wriggles around and screams in protest, her voice muffled by LARVA's hand) NO! NOOO!!!!!
LOFTY: (Hesitant) Are you sure she wont kick me this time
SERPENT: I WILL!! I WILL!!!!
ANTENNA: You're perfectly safe, little brother.
SERPENT: NO, HE'S NOT!!! NO, HE'S NOOOT!!!!!
LARVA: The towels will block most of the impact anyway, Lofty.
LOFTY: ^w^ Okay!!! (Goes towards SERPENT, LARVA and ANTENNA)
ANTENNA: (Pins down SERPENT's legs)
SERPENT: NO STOP, PLEASE! I'LL CLEAN!! I'LL CLEAN!!!
ANTENNA: (Smiles) Stand down, Lofty.... She's decided to behave.
LOFTY: Aww, but I wanted to torture her....
ANTENNA: (Whispers) Later. (Gets off of SERPENT and helps her back up)
SERPENT: -~- You're an evil little imp, you know that!!
ANTENNA: (Hands her some cleaning supplies) Have fun finishing the cleaning~~ (Goes back to working on his many chores around the house)
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Book of Randomness
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