Remnants DOOM (RWBY x Doom) [Canceled]

Kit cat-Tic tac

[A/n: I'm back who missed me, no one, fine but you all missed my story's I bet. THIS FUCKING CHAPTER]

John's POV

Ruby: Blake!

Yang: Blaaake!

Weiss: Blake where are you!?

John: come on out Kit cat!

Ruby: John why are you calling her that

John: calling her what

Ruby: Kit cat

John: oh, well I would tell you but imma let Penny explain instead

I told her reaching behind me and grabbing Penny

Yang: was she there the whole time

Penny: yup

Weiss: John why are you calling Blake Kit cat

John: um the ears

Yang: what ears she wears a boooooohhhhhh

Ruby: she does like tuna

John: what does that have to do with it

Penny: anyway where's Blake

John: well to put it simply Weiss fucked up

Weiss: hey!

John: I'm not wrong am I?

Weiss: no....

John: then there's your answer

Penny: oh dear, what happened

Ruby: well turns out Blake was who she said she was

Penny: *gasp* was she a man

John: *holding laughter badly* no Penny shes a faunus and Weiss said some things, that Blake took personally

Penny: oh so where is she

Yang: that's what we're trying to find out

Ruby: lets split up we can cover more ground

STAR: at least this isn't a horror film

John: right, VEGA hack into the street cameras, and find our ninja

VEGA: hacking

Ruby: ok everyone break!

(Timeskip, with chibi John resting the BFG's barrel against Adam Taurus' head while grinning [A/n: that's still to good for his ass])

John: ugh why is it so hard to find a single person in a city of people who all look alike

STAR: gee I wonder

VEGA: John I have found Blake, she seems to be having a conversation with a monkey faunus at a cafe called *cafe name*

John: oh hey I know that place, they have good coffee

I start walking to the cafe, passing by a book store called tukson's book trade. After a while I arrived at the cafe to see Blake talking about something

Blake: do you know the white fang?

???: of course, I don't think there's a faunus who hasn't heard of them, bunch of holyier, than thou creeps

Blake: I was one of them

The monkey faunus had a look of shock on his face

John: well I knew there was more to you running away, but this came out of no where