Types of Moonwalkers

The Quoter

The Quoter is a Moonwalker that ALWAYS quotes Michael's lyrics and the infamous "I love to tour" when ever they can. Like if someone asks what time is it they answer "It's close to miiidniight" or if someone is starting a conflict they say "You wanna be startin' somethin', you got to be startin' somethin'". Also, instead of saying come on they say Shamone. I am this type of Moonwalker my family hates it when I say this stuff.

Example:

Normal Person: "What time is it?"

Quoter: "It's close to miiiiiiidniiiight."

Normal Person: "Seriously?"

Quoter: "I can't help it, if I wanted to,"

Normal Person: Palms their forehead

Quoter: "Sorry that joke was BAD"

Normal Person: "Seriously?"Grabs a knife and starts cutting a slice of cake

Quoter: "Careful, that knife is dangerous."

Normal Person: "Shut up with your stupid Michael Jackson puns their ridiculous."

Quoter: "Why You Wanna Trip On Me, just Leave Me Alone." Walks out

Normal Person: "Finally"

Quoter: Peeks around the corner "Yooouuu Are Nooot Aloooone."

Normal Person: "Shut up Michael Jackson wasn't that cool anyway."

Quoter: "You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin', You Got To Be Startin' Somethin', I Said You-" walks off singing

Normal Person: Shakes head

Savage Moonwalker: Walks in "What did you just say???"

Normal Person: Gulps

Savage Moonwalker: "Keep talking trash about my man and YOU'LL be Gone Too Soon."

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