Bill Cipher x Dipper Pines

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Pt 1
"Happy birthday Pine tree!" I looked over to my right to see a fucking drunk conspiracy based tree fucker. I sigh going back to my pink lemonade tinted margarita that had a strong powerful yet not a to overpowering taste. "What the hell do you want One eye." He started to playfully look hurt putting his hand with a black laced gloves  on his cheek and gasped, I rolled my eyes at the drama queen that I'm apparently dating. "Sweety what's with the negative attitude!" I downed the margarita and slammed the tall and slim glass down and sighed"I'm way too to fucking sober for this."

He giggles and wrapped his arms around my lower waist "How about we get you stoned instead, it will make this experience a lot more.... thrilling." I'm sighed and pushed him away "Your existence gives me a migraine, go stand somewhere I'm not."He grumbles something under his breath all I could understand was "Fuck you" and "Old age" so I kinda pieced it together. "I LOVE YOU BILL!" I screamed across the bar. I then heard "WHAT EVER OLD MAN!" I chuckled "SAYS THE MAN BORN BEFORE LIFE ITSELF!"

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