GUIDE
Ethan = bold
Rowan = normal
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❝Hello, this is Blue Skies helpline, here to assist you during emotional stress. How can I help you?❞
❝Yeah. . .hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and am no longer interested. Therefore, I wanna cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?❞
❝. . .I'm sorry, what?❞
❝D'you want me to repeat myself?❞
❝No sir, that will not be necessary. I heard you loud and clear the first time.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . .❞
❝So? Where's my manager?❞
❝Is this a prank?❞
❝What the fuck? You think I'm fooling around? This is a matter of life and death! I want my childhood back! ...Please.❞
❝I'm afraid sir, that we are not divine beings and hence, can't help you during this tough. . . situation.❞
❝What?! And you call yourself a bloody helpline! Well, fuck you all then, cause you aren't much of a help!❞
❝Language please, sir.❞
❝Not today, Mary, no!❞
❝Mary?❞
❝You sound like a Mary. What? Are you not named Mary?❞
❝Most certainly not!❞
❝What's your name then?❞
❝Sorry sir, but private information is something we do not supply.❞
❝PrIVaTe InFoRmAtION IS sOmeTHInG We dO NoT SuPPlY.❞
❝If you do not require my assistance anymore, then I shall end this call. I also have a feeling you're tipsy.❞
❝So freaking formal. Can't believe this is actually a helpline. You're not very helpful, y'know?. . . how ironic❞
❝Complaints or suggestions can be reported to our site online—❞
»Call Ends«
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Childish
Short Story❝Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and am no longer interested. Therefore, I wanna cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?❞ in which a messed up, drunken boy calls the local helpline, asking for his childhood back.
