Give 'Em Hell in Zombieland

The Bad-Ass Amusement Park

A/N: First of all, NO IT'S NOT SHAN, it's me, Sara! I know, wohoo right? -.-
Anyiero, to all of you who wanted to read Shan's chapter... I'm sorry to disappoint you but SHAN IS A BIG ASS LAZY MOTHERFUCKER WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT ZOMBIE'S PENAYNAY COVERED IN MOULDY CHEESE WITH MUSHROOMS ON IT! so you'll just have to deal with me!

BTW Shan, I have a quick message for you! ;)
I'm saving your ass just once and that once is well... Right now! So the next chapter is yours! And if you're not planning on uploading then the hoard of blood thirsty fans will eat you! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Anyway, back to you guys, enjoy the chappie and Shan is promising to her sorry ass right now that she'll upload... In 2 day's max! ;D

Happy uploading Shan! :D

LE FIN OF THE AUTHORS NOTE!

Summer's POV (yeepeee the beepee -.-)

As we all happily chatted about our epic escape slash run for our asses run, I couldn't help but to pray for the biggest unicorn in the world that we live another day. It's been... Wait, how long?
To tell you the truth, I have no idea how long have we been living in this zombie apocalypse shit and nevertheless, zombies don't care also. They just care about ripping our asses apart and suck the juices out of us.

Eww, gross.

Anyway, we all laughed our asses of -oh, all except Geebear who's happily driving the huge bus at the moment of my precious time, as we got to the part where Sky fell to the ground. I swear to a goose she trip's over an invisible light saber in the sky! YES! She can trip over a light saber... That's flying around.

What the hell?

"OH MY GOD, MY SIDES HURT! N-NO MORE LA-LAUGHING!" Ray exclaimed as he put a hand on his side and continued to laugh his epic fro off. So much about no more laughing.
"I cannot believe you've tripped over nothing Sky, that's just epic!" Frankie sang happily as he put his arm around her shoulders. She looked at the ground and mutter swear words at him.
"What can I say, my best friend is a bad-ass motherfucker! Like a boss, eh?" I said as I playfully nudged her in the ribs and she glared at me.
"Oh yeah, you just laugh... We almost died for fucks sake!" she said and glared at all of us.
"Not to, you know... Embarrass you more or anything but umm... You were the one who tripped... Over nothing!" I said the last part loudly as I started to laugh again, pulling Mikey into a seriously awkward fit of giggles, with me.
"What ever" she said, swung her hand in the air like some creepy ghetto chick who has a HUGE gum in her mouth, and after that, she just walked off.
"WHAT EVER" I mimicked her voice but I made it sound way to screechy as  I did the same hand gesture as she did. Mikey giggled.

"I'll be right back" Frank said as he stood up, probably to follow Sky where she was probably reading a Bat Man comic in her bunk, which we stole from Gee like, two days ago. I cannot wait the day when he figures it out.
"Sun, don't ever do that again, okay? No matter how much fun it is to watch Sky trip over nothing but still, you did almost die" he said as he looked into my eyes. Ahhh yes, the cheesy part.
"Okay Mikes, no more tripping our asses over nothing while running like psychopaths away from the meat-hungry bastards" I said as I leaned in closer.

*Boring making-out session ;)*

"Ehm..."
"HELLO!"
"WOULD YOU GUYS STOP PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH YOUR TONGUES IN YOUR MOUTH PLEASE? I AM TRYING TO EAT HERE!"
"Oh for fuck's sake..."

A few second later...

"OH MY FUCKING GOD RAY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" I screamed as I picked the ice cubes out of my bra. For fucks sake, who pours a bucket full of cold water mixed with ice cubes over a couple during their make out session?
"I did warn you!" he said back as he sat down on the couch next to Mikey who was shivering like a chihuahua in the winter.
"YOU MOST CERTANTLY DID NOT!" I exclaimed as I picked the last ice cube out of my bra. How did it end up there, I have no idea. "By the way, where the fuck did you even get that from? Did you plan this shit or something?" I asked as he continued to eat his sandwich oh-so innocently.
"Fine, don't tell me then but just so you know, I'll get you back you giant with an evil fro!" I said as I stood up and stomped my way towards the bathroom.

Yes, I did ignore the noises coming out of Sky's bunk.

Actually, I couldn't ignore them.

Bitches are too loud.

"KEEP IT QUIET KIDS! USE PROTECTION!" I screamed as I passed their bunk.
"WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!" Frank sang back, clearly worn out from the.. Ehm, playing.
"Yeah yeah" I said sarcastically as I took some new clothes out of the small closet which was OVERLY packed with clothes. Hey, I live with a sassy diva and there's no other closet so it kinda has to be OVERLY packed. But in all seriousness, I can't believe how many clothes does that guy have. It's way to funny.

After I changed into a new pair of blue skinny jeans and a white tank top, I skippedtowards the living room, pulling the curtain of Sky's bunk open along with me. Oh the screams...

So funny.

I joined Mikey and Gerard on the couch, watching them as they played Mario Kart on Nintendo Wii. Suddenly, it hit me.
"Who the fudge is driving this big thing?" I asked, panic spilling out of my mouth with every word.
"Oh you will be in a couple of hours" Mikey grinned at me and I raised an eyebrow.
"Keep your dirty thought to yourself, cowboy!" I said back and looked at Gerard with a confused and scared look.
"Chill, Ray and I swapped places" he repšlied and I sighed, a sigh of relief. Mikey laughed and they continued to play the game.

After about half an hour, Sky and Frank joined us, Frank's hair all over the place and Sky's make up smudged around her eyes. The fuck? How did the make up got smudged?

Actually, I don't wanna know.

Ugh...

"Had fun?" I asked, my eyes glued to the screen. Gerard was getting his ass toasted right now.
"We were... Umm... Playing my... Game boy?" Frank said but it sounded more like a question.
"Sure! What were you playing? How to plant the cucumber?" I said with a wink directed at Sky.
"Sure... Let's go with that" he replied.
"Well, I bet you have an interesting game boy, then?" I asked and Mikey chuckled.
"WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE GAME BOY?" Frank exclaimed loudly and I laughed. Sky just rolled her eyes.

"Guys, wanna stop at the amusement park?" we heard Ray ask from the driver seat and we all looked at each other. Suddenly, we all moved our asses, yes, Sky moved her ass too, towards the window. Gerard pulled open the curtain that was cowering the window and we all gasped.
"Holy-" Mikey started.
"Shit" Frank finished for him and we all nodded.

Out of the window, we saw the biggest amusement park I've ever seen in my life with actual glowing lights, in all it's glory.

It's time for shit, to get real!