HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILSA IDK WHAT UR U/N IS LMAO BUT TAG URSELF HOE
HONEST-FUCKING-LY I DONT KNOW WHY IM BACK HERE BUT THIS NON-SMUT BOOK GOT LIKE 1.1K READS SO yah. enjoy biTCH jk ily actually i dont because who the fuck are you pervert enjoy ya nasties.
---- so its winter(tomorrows spring wowie)and nips man no bitch so he prepared this bomb ass date for jhoe. he stole a fireplace and knitted some blanekts and he stuffed them with lambs--i mean woOL. after everything was prepared, he did his mating call to summon jhoe but oH SHIT jhoe became jnope and was like boi fuck you i have dau6 (whatta hoe smh)
at that point nipple man was so fucking tRigGerED that he raised his non existent hand and mudda sMACKED JHOE'S ASS SO HARD THAT SHE FLEW TO KOREA
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but then sea horse stan and i went to hunt jhoe down so iTS ALL GUCCI
once jhoe landed in korEA on her ass and broke it... ANYWAYS she followed the golden brick road and found herself at dau6's dorms. she somehow broke in by smashing her head against the window and found jae sipping on tea while youngk smashes his head against his keyboard screaming mY nAmE iS nOT bRiAN whO'S bRIAN?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
we all know that jhoe already has some mental issues and has a fetish for nipples (apparently) so she immediately breaks into tears while reciting dau6 songs. but this is all happening in another dimension and in this dimension, dau6 gets turned on by jhoe (what the fuck but lets keep going)
ok pause wHAT THE FUCK DID IJUST WRITE SAVE ME LORD JESUS I WAS ONCE AN INNOCENT FUCKING CHILD BUT NOT ANYMORE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
also i loaf u mom dont kill me have mercy pls--actually no pLEASE SACRIFICE ME TO SATAN THANK YOU ok its gonna get worse
so they were gon have a sixsome, jhoe was already nakED but then..
nips man came flying through the window with his golden thing down there and we all know nips man horny as fuck so a sevensome happened(?????????????????????????????????????????)
as nipple man was about to strip, he came to his senses and kidnapped jhoe back to canadadi
it was a tragic dau for nhoe. all she wanted was to fufill her dreams as a slave for dau6 but truly deep in her heart she yearned to be nIPPLE MAN'S SLAVE AND CALL HIM DADDY
they returned back into nips man's man cave and nipple man started thRUSTING HIS THINg into hER (idk why y'all travelled naked but ok u do u)
(whAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
basically nips man fUcked jhoe sO GOD DAMN HARD AND FAST until she blAcke dthe fuck out
....thats nipple man for ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bUT THEN DUN DUN DUN BLESSING APPEARED IN THE ENTRANCE EATING BURGER KING OIFSDHN ILUKJFBLHK
"GOLSA HAPPY BIRT-- u disgra eful fucking bitch how dare you i GOT U BURGER KING AND U FUCJ WITH A--holy shit his dick is magical........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" (OOOOOOOOH BLESSING OK)
and nips man was literally a midget and so was blessing
the two started smackIng the shit outta eachother while nips man was still thrusting into jhoe
this literally looked like two ants--one with a large fucking hard dick fighting withe achother for food(in my mind theyre doing it)
but then nips man whipped his dick out of nhoe and smacked blessing's ass to china
then he slapped jhoe's ass with his dick really hard by accident and she flew into the fireplace
she ded now.
"happy birthday hoe" - nips man
but jK shw isnt somehow bc she still thirsty for that golden dick. so she walked out of the damn fireplace and ripped nips man dick off and took it with her to hell as a souvenir
three ships happened in this chapter damn bro
that continued for 3 hours. sadly nhoe's ass was gone buT DW THATS NOT THE ONLY HOLE NIPS MAN'S THING CAN GO IN!1!!!!1!!11!!! i dont wanna write about his thing aNymore after wjat happened
oKAY BYE HAPPY BIRTHDAY NHOE LE HOE WHO RIDES MINSEOK OPPAR EVRDAY AND SHIPS COST6 AND WILLIYN!1!1!1!!!!1!!11!
ok ya this is like the lastest chapter im gonna write bc i cant stop cringing foR FUCKS SAKE ok bye i loaf u guys
