aight i get home and stupid tae is blasting gucci gang smh this kid... it smell like vagina...
I almost threw up. 🤮
Tae sitting on the bed and dancing. "YALL DONT SMELL THAT?" i yelled over lil pump talmbout drugs like usual... 😒
"SMELL WHAT?" tae ask with his ugly bowling ball head. "IT SMELL LIKE COOCHIE IN HERE"
tae went: 😨😰. this kid with his emoji head. "no i didn't." he said. "BITCH WHATCHU BEEN DOING?! all a sudden yoongi goes "this boy had Jungkook over so y'all already know what happened." and i was shook. "IN MY HOUSE?!" i was really boutta kick him out. i grabbed my febreeze and sprayed him and his bootyhole. "THERE NOW YO BOOTY GONNA BE STINGING UNTIL TMRW." i yelled and threw the empty can at his head.
CLUNK.
it bounced right off his bar of soap shaped head. i grabbed a new bottle n sprayed the whole house. i went to the group chat and talked to whoever tryna answer.
lil_jm
hey y'all. thinkin bout kickin
tae out the house.
flatass_tae
PLEASE NO!
flatass_tae
I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
lil_jm
well you gonna have to
find somewhere.
deadass_nj
what he do
yeet_jiyong
smh y'all so nosy
lmaotaeyang
y'all want some
Mac n Cheese?
waterbooty_yg
hell yea
bigheadonthebeat_jin
YEAH. how u cook it? 😑
deadass_nj
but like, why he gettin kicked out?
flatass_tae
that's what im wonderin
lmaotaeyang
ion know it's Easy Mac
bigheadonthebeat_jin
hm... aight. where u live
lil_jm
cause he always doin
the nasties w jk
lmaotaeyang
we'll just meet at the
cafe cause idk my address
bigheadonthebeat_jin
the one near that
orange school?
flathead_jk
MAN WHY YOU
SNITCHIN ON ME
lmaotaeyang
yea
waterbooty_yg
aight what time
lmaotaeyang
idk. 3:00?
lmaotaeyang
who else tryna come?
deadass_nj
aight. ill go.
flathead_jk
hm, fine.
flatass_tae
k. lemme get ready
lil_jm
ok ill be there soon
cause im close
lmaotaeyang
ok
