xxvi. that's not the point

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( accidentally . . . chapter twenty six ! )
( that's not the point ! )










MESSAGES !










DERRY'S DICKHEADS & SOFA 
[ dogsoft , jackass , jerbear , j - dawg , noodle head , sofa lilies , the chosen one ]










noodle head
guys i have a
problem

jackass
since when did this
become a ' help wyatt '
gc

dogsoft
fUCK WHO PISSED IN
YOUR ORANGE JUICE
THIS MORNING JACKASS

sofa lilies
shit why are you
so angry finn

dogsoft
fuck off soph

the chosen one
so what's up buttercup

j - dawg
why buttercup ?? like
that's so random and
weird chosen

jerbear
i like reese's peanut
butter cups

jackass
personally i'm a
fan of snickers

j - dawg
no gross it's all
about twix dudes

noodle head
guys that's not the
point rn

dogsoft
but both of you are
invalid it's milky way

the chosen one
nope m&ms are the
best guys

jerbear
reese's pieces are
good too

noodle head
ffs guys

j - dawg
okay but how bout
skittles

jackass
what the hell they're
not even chocolate

j - dawg
i know that but
they're still really
good

jackass
don't be such a
weeaboo jaeden

noodle head
oKAY THANKS FOR
HELPING ASSHOLES

jackass
wait what were we
suppose to help with ??

sofa lilies
god why am i friends
with such idiots ???

dogsoft
anyways what was
your problem noodles

noodle head
first of all fuck you
second of all it's about
alex

jerbear
oH that's why you
didn't text in the
other gc

jackass
that explains a lot

dogsoft
also just to put
it out there i disagree
with the gc name,,,
sophia is also a dick

noodle head
nobody asked finn

jackass
i kinda agree w finn

sofa lilies
like wyatt said nobody
fucking asked jack

dogsoft
^ exhibit a

noodle head
oKAY let's not get distracted
for ten minuets and talk
about my problems for a
sec kay thanks

jackass
fuck you're so
conceited wyatt

j - dawg
so what's the problem
wyatt

dogsoft
is it your undying
love for alex ??

noodle head
yes.

sofa lilies
are you fucking
with us wyatt ??

sofa lilies
wYATT ARE YOU
FUCKING WITH US

sofa lilies
tELL ME YOU'RE
NOT FUCKIG WITH
US WYATT

jackass
I STG WYATT

noodle head
i'm not fucking with
you guys

dogsoft
hOLY SHIT GUYS
I WAS RIGHT

dogsoft
aLSO HOLY SHIT GUYS
WYATTS IN LOVE WITH
ALEX

the chosen one
I DONT KNOW HOW
TO COMPREHEND
THIS INFORMATION

jerbear
I AM LIVING

sofa lilies
mY CROPS ARE THRIVING,
MY SKIN IS CLEAR SO IS THE
SKY, IM PASSING ALL MY CLASSES,
MY HEART IS BEATING AND FEELS
WHOLE, THE WORLD IS TURNING

noodle head
wow okay

jackass
sO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WYATT

sofa lilies
please say ask her
out or ima murder
you

noodle head
idk probably not

noodle head
i mean if i did she
wouldn't say yes

dogsoft
can i tell her ???
or at least rose n
isabelle

noodle head
nO YOU GUYS CANT
TELL ANYONE ESPECIALLY
ALEX OR I STG

j - dawg
wHY DO YOU TELL US
SUCH IMPORTANT
INFORMATION AND THEN
SAY WE CANT TELL ANYONE

sofa lilies
aKDKFJSKAK GODDAMMIT
WYATT

noodle head
JESUS STOP YELLING
AT ME ASSHOLES

noodle head
iM NOT TELLING
HER AT LEAST NOT
YET OKAY BYE

sofa lilies
wYATT JESS OLEFF
DO NOT SAY BYE
THIS CONVERSATION
IS NOT OVER

sofa lilies
IT IS IN FACT VERY
FAR FROM OVER

sofa lilies
WYATT

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