Me: "Mate is Australian because kangaroos like to mate."
Her: "Do they?"
Me: "I think so. What do they look like? You should look it up."
Her: "My search history is weird enough."
Me: "Wait, where's their butthole?"
Her: "In the back."
Me: "How do they get past the tail?"
Her: "They don't go through the butt."
Me: "Do they not? It looks like they do. Like, it looks like all animals do it in the butt."
