Me: "*burps* *gags*"
Her: "What happened?"
Me: "When I burped the Pringle came back up and I got choked."
Her: *dies*
Choking on a pringle
Me: "*burps* *gags*"
Her: "What happened?"
Me: "When I burped the Pringle came back up and I got choked."
Her: *dies*