Her: *searches "do all animals do it in the butt"*
"The first link says, 'why do we have butt cheeks?' Then it says, 'many animals have butts, but we humans have quite the butt cheeks.' And then you know what the next link says. 'Top ten animals that don't have a-words.' They don't do it in the butt. Do you hear me, Maddie? THEY DONT DO IT IN THE BUTT!I'm sure something would have popped up."
