Are we high?

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Me: "I think we're high."

Her: "Off of what?"

Me: "Kangaroo vagina."

Her: "Imma search up, 'can you get high off of kangaroo vagina?' And it's gonna say, 'yes, you can get high off of the unknown fourth vagina."

Me: "It gives off fumes that smell like-"

Her: "Perfume."

Me: "I was gonna say hand sanitizer. That's actually where hand sanitizer comes from."

Her: "San-vagina-tizer."

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