Mom: You Would Be Dustin's Long Lost Sister.
Me: I Wish. I Would Be Walking By Like, "Heeyy, Y'all! How Ya Doing?" Flipping My Hair All Sassily. With That Look Of 'I'm Off The Charts, Boys. ;)'.
Mom: *Wheezing*
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Friend: Give Names. I Don't Know If I'm Player One Or Two.
Me: Kay. *Writes Down 'Player One - El' On Her Side And 'Player Two - Dusty' On The Other*
Friend: *Reads The Names* I'm Keeping This Once Were Done.
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Me: Why's He Crying?
Mom: He's Hungry.
Me: W o w .
