Oumasai Random-Whatever-Comes-To-Mind Oneshots (And Stories) [A YEET]

Happy Valentine's Day! (Screw The WiFi)

A/N:YEET VALENTINES DAY. Ah who am I kidding I missed the day... Btw WiFi is out and now the other WiFi I can use is the school WiFi. I spent 3 days on this... I cri evry tiem

3rd person POV

Ah... Valentines day. The day where love can be shown. The day where the world spends 13.3 billion dollars on average. The day where everyone gives hugs and kisses. It's also the day where students are still trapped in a killing game to murder each other off. Amazing am I right?

"Well, today is valentines day! Isn't it wonderful?" Kaede cheered. All of the other 15 students gathered around the table.

WOO KOKICHI'S POV

Oh her. Kaede Akamatsu. The Ultimate Pianist. Pretty optimistic actually. Maybe that's why she is one of Saihara-Chan's best friends.

"Ooh... Bakamatsu got all of this shit ready?! I'm ready to fucking love! Right you virgins?!" Oh and her... Miu Iruma. The Ultimate Inventor. I'm glad she isn't exactly Saihara's friend. That little slut shouldn't even have friends.

"Nyeh... Valentines day? It's such a pain..." The little red hair girl? She's Himiko Yumeno, the Ultimate "Mage." Oh please all she does is stupid magic tricks. I could probably do that!

"Gonta thinks this day is gonna be the best day!" He's Gonta Gokuhara, the Ultimate Enthropologist. He studies bugs and insects. Such a sweet heart... But bugs? EWW!

"Tenko will agree to a degenerate... gentleman for once!" Ah... The Ultimate Aikido Master, Tenko Chabashira. She's really hates males and me the most. Maybe it's the amount of times I annoyed Yumeno-Chan. How nice...

"Even though I don't think anyone will love me, at least I still gotta ways to go."

"Don't say that to yourself Hoshi-kun. I'll make a cake for if you want."

Those two are Ryoma Hoshi, the Ultimate Pro Tennis Player and Kirumi Tojou, the Ultimate Maid. Hoshi-Chan went to prison because he killed a mafia and now he's claiming he wants to die. It's sad... And Tojou-Chan is so nice! She's most like the Ultimate Mom to be honest. She does any request you as her if she can do it. Oh mom went to the kitchen...

"Nyah ha ha! God tells us to all love each other! Even with Shinguuji! The Ultimate Sick Fuck!

"I find that very offensive..."

Angie Yonaga, the Ultimate Artist. More like the Ultimate Priest or something. She would always rant about Atua. It gets annoying time to time.

And there's Korekiyo Shinguuji, the Ultimate Anthropologist. And just like Yonaga-Chan said, he's a sick fuck. He likes the kinky stuff like ropes. I hope he's not my beloved's valentine...

"Ooh... Maybe I should cosplay as Juliet? Who wants to be Romeo?!"

Tsumugi Shirogane, the Ultimate Cosplayer. She calls herself plain... I'll agree to her for once. She has her own ship list so I wonder how this will go for everyone.

"Hey Harumaki! Wanna be my Valentine?"

"N-no... Don't ask me."

Ah them. Kaito Momota and Maki Harukawa. Ultimate Astronaut and Ultimate Child Caregiver. I always hated those two. The big scaredy cat ass and his girlfriend. I'm soooo happy I'm stuck here with them...

"Well... At least we would be happy in a day like this right?"

Ooh. He's Rantaro Amami-Chan. Currently he doesn't remember his talent but it's alright. I guess? I wonder if his shirt mean anything...

"Please don't be robophobic to me Ouma..."

"Haha! Don't worry I will!"

Sorry I had to reply to that. The robot I was talking to is K1-B0 or Kiibo. He's the Utimate Robot. It's so cool! I wonder if they have dicks... Eh probably not.