Chapter 54

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{Everyone is online}

JARVIS: In the beginning, there was a magical forest in which Mr Stark walked into. In the forest, there were magical Plums. Agent Grant Ward was there too with his fair maiden, Skye. Leopold and his beautiful maiden, Jemma-

Tony: WOWOWOWO! HOLD YOIR HORSES JARVIS!

Skye: EWWWWWWW!!!

Ward: She's like my little sister!

Jemma: We are dating...

Fitz: <3

Steve: I do NOT want to know what this is going to turn into..

Crystal: I don't even know why I came on here...

Coulson: Then what are you doing?

Bruce: She's rummaging around in the kitchen...

Audrey: FOOOOD! MAKE ME NACHOS!

Clint: We haven't killed anyone in a while..

Nat: I agree...

May: Can I come?

Thor: BROTHER? ARE YOU THERE?

Loki: ....

Emma: -_-

Everyone: •_•

Tony: Has Loki finally been silenced by The Emma?

Crystal: We ladies all helped!

Audrey: You were unavailable...

Crystal: Well, I yelled..

Steve: It's true..

Loki: AND SHE FREAKING WENT INTO MY BRAIN AND PULLE OUT ALL THE GOOD/BAD THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.. MORE BAD THEN MOST!

Thor: I sang 'The Vamps' to him :D

Emma: We know...

May: Romanoff, Coulson, Barton, can we go kill something?

Nat: .... fine -_-

Clint: Yess!

Coulson: Hunting range?

May: Yepp.

{May, Nat, Clint and Coulson are offline}

JARVIS: Sir, Mrs Stark is looking for you.

Tony: Well, wife calls!

{Tony is offline}

Crystal: ... Did anybody know that-

Audrey: SHUT UP LOKI!

Loki: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Emma: We know....

Thor: Get a better line brother...

Jemma: Good idea! Fitz, meet me in the lab.. i have an idea for the night-night gun.

{Jemma is offline}

Fitz: Simmons! I made a better name for it but oh well... She's amazing like that :)

{Fitz is offline}

Loki:.... I STILL DO WHAT I WANT!

{Everyone is offline because they have heard enough of Loki I do what I wanting}

Loki: Guys?

Loki: Guys?!

Loki: -_-

{Loki is offline sulking in his cell}

{Everyone is back}

Tony: Whys he sulking?

Crystal: Because he realised how amazing we are..

Steve: Sweetheart, you need to sleep..

Crystal: Sleep? I do not know this mundane thing.... I refuse to sleep.. that wound has caused me great pain and I would rather piss everyone else off with my talking and constant fangirling with the help of Audrey because life is just that pathetic in the sense of 'sleep'. So in the words of mwah, Sleep, is pathetic mortal nonsense I have no use for. It is boring and I am not boring. Therefore, I will not sleep!

Bruce: Oh for crying in a bucket!

{Bruce is offline}

Crystal: •_• crap......

Everyone: O-o waht?

Crystal: I think I-

{Crystal has disconnected}

{Bruce is online}

Bruce: She'll hate me later but you can all thank me now...

Thor: What have you done to Crystal?

Bruce: Gave her a light sedative. She'll sleep through the day and part if the night.

Audrey: D: we were going to watch SPN...

Steve: SPN?

Thor: Supernatural?

Steve: ....

Audrey: 0_0 vhat? YOU MUST VATCH IT NOW!

{Audrey has dragged Steve offline to watch SPN}

Bruce:... Thor, want to go sing The Vamps to Loki?

Thor: :D

{Brad is online}

{James is online}

{Connor is online}

{Tristan is online}

Brad: Hullo!

James: Hi!

Connor: :D

Tristan: Badoom tsh!

Bruce: Ok... who are you?

James: Why, we are...

Tristan: The Vamps!

Emma: OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!! TRISTAN OHMYGOSH!!! MARRY ME?

Tristan: .....

{Loki is online}

Loki: RAWR! I LOVE EMMA! BACK! AWAY FOUL SINGING MORTALS!

{Emma has kicked Loki offline}

{Loki is back online}

Loki: :P

Brad: XD

{Loki has kicked The Vamps offline}

Emma: D:

Thor: D: loki....

{Loki disconnected the chat}

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