Avengers Chatroom

Chapter 59

A/N: ATTENTION ALL READERS! YOU MAY NOT FREAKING READ THIS CHAPTER IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOBBIT BOOK! SPOILER ALERTS! COUGH@bailfireCOUGH DO NOT READ!!

You have been warned..

I'm not kidding guys..

Look, what's that?

:P

{Bilbo is online}

{Thorin is online}

{Smaug is online}

{Kili is online}

{Fili is online}

{Emma is online}

Emma: OHMYGOSH ITS YOU GUYS! FILI! KILI! THORIN! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Kili: Of course we are alive...

Fili: Why would we not be?

Thorin: What madness is this?

Bilbo: I never got told we were going on adventure...

Smaug: GENOWGNAKZHSIBZJGSH(:&:&:!

Emma: *Dies*

Thorin: DRAGON!

Kili: ATTACK!

Fili: WAIT! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS BY WE ARE ALIVE!

Smaug: JDBMEISBMXIENAJGSJA

{Thorin has somehow kicked Smaug offline because he wasn't making any sense}

Emma: D': I can't tell you your fate D:

Thorin: -_- you will tell us daughter of man.

Fili: ...

Kili: Please? ;D

Emma: ALRIGHT!

Thorin: Nice one Kili...

Fili: You've sent her over the edge..

Kili: I'm sexy and she knows it?

Emma: Damn right...

Thorin: Ugh, I grow weary of these childish games! SPEAK!

Emma: ALRIGHT! CALM YO DONKEY FARM! IN THE BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES IN THE END OF THE BOOK, THORIN DIES (D:) AND FILI AND KILI DIE DEFENDING HIM! 😭😭😭

Bilbo: Uh, do I live?

Emma: Oh, yeah. You live a long an happy life :3

Bilbo: Good..

Thorin: Does the foul dragon, Smaug die?

Emma: Yes.

Kili: WHO KILLS HIM? IS IT UNCLE?

Emma: Nah. Bard kills him.

Fili: Who is this Bard?

Bilbo: I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SPEAK FOR A WHILE BUT SINCE 'EMMA' HAS GAINED YOUR ATTENTION IN DEATH, MAY I PLEASE ASK DO. I. DIE?!

Emma: Nope. You live a happy life an go to live with the elves in 'The last homely home' at the age eleventy-one :D

Bilbo: :D

{Bilbo is offline being happy}

Thorin: •_•

Kili: •_• Mr Boggins?

Fili: It's Baggins Kili...

Kili: But the invite says Boggins...

Thorin: Ugh..

{Thorin is offline prepping for the adventure}

Kili: Boggins

Emma: Baggins -_-

Fili: See? It's an 'a'

Kili: D3:

Emma: XD

{Emma is offline laughing her way to tell Bee}

Kili: Ermmm...

{Kili and Fili are offline arguing on 'Baggins' or 'Boggins'}