Yu-Gi-Oh (alternate story)

The duel-part 2 A hero is born

Last time on the scene.
Kaiba:Yugi..., your ######! HA HA HA.
Yami:Well shit.

Now

Kaiba:theres no way you can win Yugi you didn't draw the card you needed so just give up and let me end this duel!

Adam:Not so fast Kaiba!, Im Joining in to!

"Intrusion penalty 2000 life points"

Adam:I draw, (wonderfull)
I activate Dark hole to eliminate all monsters on the field,
Kaiba: fuck
Adam: then i activate cybernetic fusion support to halve my life points in order to banish theese three monsters to summon my great beast XYZ-Dragon cannon,
Now i activate both of Yugi's face-down cards
Witch both happen to be blustering winds and black pendent
And i use them both on XYZ-DCannon giving him 1500 more attack points, leaving him with 4200 ATK!
And I attack directly!
Kaiba:BUT YOU CAN'T ATTACK DIRECTLY IT'S FORBIDDEN!!
Adam:SCREW THE RULES I HAVE A METAL DRAGON TANK!
Kaiba:AAAAHHHHHH.
Seto kaiba LP:-300 l. Yugi mutoLP100 AdamLP1000 winers are..., tag team Yugi and Adam!
(Ding ding ding)
Adam:very good.
Kaiba:(on knees) Ehg, how could i lose to Yugi....
Yami:KAIBA! FUCK YOU ASEHOLE MIND MINI CRUSH!
Kaiba:FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK (falls on ground and "falls asleep")
Mokuba:BIG BROTHER! (Walks up to "sleeping" seto) (looks up at Yami and Adam)
I don't know who you are or where you live but i will find you,and I will kill you..
Kaiba:......shut..u..p...,mokuba.....
Yami+Adam:O shit(gets da fuck outa dere
Tristan+Joey+Seth+Tea+Denver+Thanos:wait up guys!(runs after them)
"Somewhere in a remote location"
???:mr. Pegasus sir, we have gotten word that the champion Seto Kaiba has been defeated in a children's card game sir, to a person called "Adam"  sir
Pegasus:Don't be telling me shit I already know.., send this to Adam and the rest of them..(gives package to henchmen)
???:aight.

"To be continued"
Adam:vote comment and follow for more random crap and Little kuribo(mind the spelling) references.