We asked you last time to provide us with a snappy caption to the following image:
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We only had two, but both were... enlightening, to say the least.
MadMikeMarsbergen wrote:"My alien boyfriend can tickle my ass through my mouth. Can yours?"
Wuckster wrote: "I believe you, sir. We did accidentally put anchovies on your pizza. I'll get you your refund immediately."
We also asked you for our second contest (yes, that's right, we had two!) to write a ten-word bio for a profile on a human-seeking-alien dating site. Our favourite of that was:
OutrageousOllo wrote: "I want aliens but sometimes humans. Anything with >2 holes."
