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famus bitch
what if aliens invaded the world?

Kay
Then we would all die

famus bitch
What happens if we didn't?

Kay
idk

famus bitch
OMG THEY ARE SO AWKWARD

Kay
???

famus bitch
STREAM TRUST FUND BABY ON ITUNES SPOTIFY AMAZON MUSIC AND APPLE MUSIC

Kay
wtf is happening

famus bitch
idk you tell me

Kay
Who tf are you

famus bitch
nO sWeArInG

famus bitch
I'm a innocent child

Kay
Ok so you must be zach

famus bitch
How'd you know? It could be Jack

Kay
Your grammar sucks mr aCoPoLyPsE

famus bitch
Don't expose me like that

Kay
You exposed yourself to the world

famus bitch
They didn't even cut it out smh

Kay
aw poor baby getting his feelings hurt

famus bitch
BYE IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU

Kay
BYE CHILD

famus bitch
Ok I'm back

Kay
Corbyn?

famus bitch
yes

Kay
Ok so how was the funeral for the fish?

famus bitch
Well he's buried in the backyard

Kay
That's a bit extra

Kay
I remembered that when I was 4 I killed my brother's fish because I thought I could take it for a walk outside

famus bitch
Like you took it out of the water and tried to walk it outside-

Kay
exactly

famus bitch
I-

Kay
What would happen if the world ended?

famus bitch
Then we'd die

Kay
No shit Sherlock. I mean like what would happen in our afterlife?

famus bitch
No clue

Kay
my grandmother is going to shun me for dying my hair again

famus bitch
It's not purple anymore

Kay
It's pink :)

famus bitch
What color will it be for your prom and graduation

Kay
A really dark brown that kinda looks black

famus bitch
that's nice

Kay
yes indeed

famus bitch
I gotta go

Kay
Bye you famus bitch

famus bitch
That's my contact name isn't it?

Kay
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read at 3:54 p.m

famus bitch changed Kay to cute idiot

*edited 4/26/20

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