Them As My Familys Reactions To IT

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So rn I'm watching IT with my family and I had to pretend I didn't watch it and I didn't get the jokes

My step sis sold me out tho (About the watching it not the jokes)

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BEV:

Everyone starts laughing like a crazy person at- "ROCK WAR" *Gets hit in the face*

BILL:

Not even paying attention COUGH COUGH KYLA

RICHIE:

Me: *talks through movie to Derek*

Mom the WHOLE time: "KAYLAH SHUT UP!"

EDDIE:

Me: "IT'S NOT MEAN IT'S JUST UNSANI-" Mom: "SHUT UP!"

STAN:

Mom the whole fucking movie: "I hate this" / "This movie is dumb"

Me: "I don't like you"

BEN:

*Sister asks what's happening but already watched the movie*

MIKE:

"ITS ALWAYS THE BLACK DUDE!"

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So after the movie my Mom (Who was pissed at me for yelling/talking) was threating me with a open water bottle

Then I ran into the bedroom bc the dog chased me cuz I yelled and ran

Then Kiana was like "What happened?"

And then she poured water all over me

I'm crying

It's like Carrie

Kill me now please, End my suffering

STAY WEIRD MY FOXES! xxxxxxxxxxx

- Kaylah 😒

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