Monologues Open Requests

Mean girls/ Regina

Why were you talking to Janis Ian?.....*laughs* She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even- whatever. So then eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend,  Kyle, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like weirdly jealous of him. Like if  blew her off to go hang with Kyle she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was like an all girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean right, she was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and then started yelling at her. It was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. And she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and...now I guess she's on crack.