Monologues Open Requests

Mean Girls/ Janis Ian

You dirty little liar! ......Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party? ...........Hey buddy you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic. ....Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? .....God! See at least me and Regina George know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent like 'Oh I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!' ..................................WHAT?! See that is the thing with you plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you when actually everybody hates you. Like Aaron Samuels for example. He broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you so why are you still messing with Regina, Katie? I'll tell you why. Because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here! You can have this, it won a prize.