Harry: *Goes to musicians room*
*Gently tips over couch*
*Carefully lays down water bottles*
*Slowly puts clothes down on the floor*
Me: REBEL OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY !!
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MEETING ONE DIRECTION
Friend: Be cool
Me: omg I can't MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBANDS
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"Aren't you a fan of that gay British boy band?"
Me: No I don't like the wanted. (No hate they are actually ok)
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My grandma saw my iPod screen of Harry and she was like "Oh, is that your boyfriend?"
I was just like: Mhmmmmm
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When your teacher asks you a question and you weren't listening.
"Uh one direction."
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Kidnapping is such a strong word we prefer
Surprise adoption.(that pic tho)
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Niall: If you give him the Pepsi, you can be in the band.
Me: *buys a Pepsi truck and gets it filled with Pepsi* Can I date you ??
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The wanted fans: OMG one direction r like so mean! And so are their fans, this is why all other fandoms hate you!
Directioners: oh no. We are so sad. Allow us to dry our tears with our 2 #1 albums and 28 various awards.
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Interviewer: What's your favourite part of New York?
Liam: The giant toys r us
He's dead serious too.
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When a magazine quiz comes up
"Are you any of One Directions dream girlfriends?"
Me: I better be
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Doesn't it bother anyone else that Zayn makes a pretty girl? (Best Song Everrrr)
I mean seriously, he's better looking than me....
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Girl: OMG I want Harry's babies
Me: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 9 but I'm really mature
Me: *stares blankly at her* ........
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YOU ARE READING
Sad Quotes
RandomSad quotes is my book which is just me writing a book full of depressing quotes (that I like to read). I take no ownership over these quotes and have not written these myself. ENJOY WANING : MAY BE TRIGGERING.
