Ms. Potato and Mr. Potato were just getting coffee at their local café. They will not stop until they get their caffeine. They are very grumpy in the morning. If you touch them be prepared to hear "YOU SON OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH". Once you hear that potato voice in your head...YOU WILL NEVER GET IT OUT. One day Ms. Potato went to get her coffee a little bit earlier. She accidentally bumped in into Mr. Potato. She thought that was the part of life where she becomes mashed potatoes. Mr. Potato just said, "Aren't you a sexy motherfucker" Ms. Potato tried to say something bitchy. All she could come up with was" Aren't you a handsome bitch". Mr. Potato asked Ms. Potato on a date. Of course, she said yes! She just wondered why. She went anyways. The date wasn't what they expected... AT ALL!
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The Potatoes
HumorIts a story i made up in five seconds. Its about a potato. Potato love shouldnt be hidden. IF YOU LOVE A POTATO TELL THE WORLD. I LOVE YOU FRENCH FRIES. BTW I might have ruined your childhood if you read this but IDGAF.
