The Lucian Times!

37 0 0
                                    


I am exhausted. 

I exhausted am.

Am I exhausted.

Exhausted I am.

Exhausted am I.

Am exhausted I.

All Lucians, attention! The Queen is reborn! The new variable is here!

Quarantine: Safe!

Breaking News!: Variable is taken to Lucian stronghold. Is under questioning.

Sports Update: The Tomas are winning the Superbowl! (No big surprise there!)

Education Update: All snow leopards are having a half-day tomorrow! YOO-HOO!

Music Update: Ice Ice Baby is returning! (90's song)

TV Update: Pingu is back for action! The last episode(thought to be ended during 2006) is not the last. New season is called Pingu Eats Fish!(This is real!)

Tech Corner: We have developed the L-Phone! The Lucian/Leopard Phone!

Game Corner: FNAF: 51, Aliens Attack On Pizzeria! is the game of this week!

Politics Are Cool(NOT!) The Snow King is questioning the variable.

Movie Life: Jumanji 2 is HORRIBLE! 

Food Place: Penguin burgers are now BANNED! People are revolting.

Shopping Place: T-shirts are boring! Try the new U-shirts! The shirts that U love! (The pun is unbelievable!) 

Toy Section: Fidget Spinners are DEAD! Try Legos/Lugos!

Book Group: The new, Death of Starclan book is AMAZING!

Author Glory: Best author of the week goes to Evie Jeebies!

Puzzle #2: OLOFDE YUO! AHHA, UTB SRISYEUOL HUOTHG, EXNT HPCTERA ILWL EB ETTBRE, I POMRSEI! TKAE HTE AEYS WYA LLA HET IMTE. 

See you on the poptart! This is RishNyanCat signing out!





Warriors :The Death of StarclanWhere stories live. Discover now