South Park: The World in the Eyes Of Kyle

Day 1

Kyle's POV

What is going on? Who are you people?
Nurse: It's a boy.
Okay apparently I'm a boy.
Doctor Schwartz: Ok here we go.
Who are you and what are you going to do.
Doctor Schwartz: And a 1 and a 2 and a Bris.
Ow why did you do that.
Nurse: Ok now I'll take it from here.
Thank you.
Nurse: Do we have a name for this little boy?
Gerald: Yes we do.
Who are you?

Sheila: It took a lot of consideration but we both decided to name him Kyle.

Ok I can live with that name.

Nurse: Okay, congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski here is your new baby boy Kyle.

Ok so theses are my parents.

Gerald: Aww, look honey he has your big green eyes.

I can't see my own eye so I'll agree with daddy.
Sheila: But he has your hair.
I do!
Gerald: Oh look he has a curl.
Sheila: Already.
Already am I going to have more.

Doctor Schwartz: Well I should be going I'll see all 3 of you on Sunday.

We're gonna see him again.

Gerald: Look at him Sheila we have the perfect little boy.

(Cough)

What am I doing.
Sheila: Um... Gerald.
Nurse: He'll be fine.
Thank god.