im waiting for my computer to load my brain is gonna freakin explode and now of course its time to hit the road which means ill be uncomfortable all day but that really isnt such a change if im not feeling weird or super strange my life would be an utter disarray cause freaking out is my okay GOOD MORNING TIME TO START THE DAY cccmon cccmon go go cccmon cccmon go go should i take a bus or walk instead i feel my stomache filling up with dread when i get nervous my whole face goes red weigh the options calmly and be still the junior on the bus is killer weak but if i walk when i arrive im gonna straight up reak and my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak ugh god i wish i had the skill to just be fine and cool and chill i dont wanna be a hero just wanna stay in the line ill never be your god for me a nothing is fine so i follow my own rules and i use them as my tools to stay alive i dont wanna be special no no i just wanna survive cccmon cccmon go go cccmon ccmon go go so jenna roland said madeline yold jake ill only up with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberitly that is so awesome brooke! i mean slutty and the madeline was all IM TELLING THE STORY JENNA oh my god hes like totally getting off on that ugh yo dont touch me tall ass sorry i was just trying to get JAKEY D so whats the story with madeline oh man i shouldnt say but its a good thing i rock at pool i navigate through the dangerous halls focus on a poster there on the wall avoiding any eye contact at all and trying hard to remain unseen posters closer now what does it say its a sign up for the afterschool play its a sign up sheet for getting called gay and thats not what i need right now and seen i hang a left and theres christineeeeee christineeeeee christineeeeee chirstine conicula christineeeeee did you say something? uh well that was smooth yeah that was super pimp my mac daddy game couldnt be more limp no time to wollow no instead just clear your brain and move ahead accept that youre one of those guys who will be a virgin til he dies I dont wanna be a baller just want some skills to count on if my nuts were any smaller they would be totally gone if i continue at thus rate the only thing ill ever date is my macbook pro hard-drive i dont wanna be clooney no no i just wanna survive MICHAEL! jeremy my buddy hows it hanging lunch is banging had my sushi got my slushie and more the roll was meki maki and im feeling kinda cocky that girl at sev elev gave me a generous pour youre listening to bob marley again arent you? ooooooh im listening to marley and the groove is sounding gnarly and were almost at the end of this song at that was the end now tell me friend how was class?! you look like ass whats wrong? i wrote christine a letter telling her how i feel thats progress! yeah i tore it up and flushed it oh its still progress... its all good i saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving thats good? evolution is survival of the fittest, right? but now because of technology you dont have to be strong to survive which means theres never been a better time in history to be a loser! ha so own it! why try to be cool when you could be... signing up for the play! i was gonna say getting stoned in my basement no! i mean look whos signing up for the play christineeeeee christineeeeee christineeeeee christineeee conicula christineeeeee christineeeeee christineeeeee christineeeeee christine conicula christineeeee conicula i feel my body moving through the air see my converse walking over there take a shaky breath and i prepare who cares if people think im lame christine signed ill do the same i grabbed the pen i write my name GAYYYYYY HAHAHAHHAHA ah i like gay people im never gonna be the cool guy im more the one whos left out oh all the characters at school i am not the one who the story's about whyyyy cant someone just help me out am teach me how to thrive help me to more than surviveeeee na na na na na na na na na more than surviveeeeeee na na na na na na na na na more than survivveeeeeee na na na na na na na na na if this was an acpocolypse i would not need any tips in how to stay alive but since the zombie army's yet to decsend and the period is going to end im just trying my best to pass the test and surviveeeeeee cccccmon cccmon survivvveeeeeee cccmon cccmon go go go go go go go go go go goooo GO
