Mixed Up Words In This Mixed Up World
^^ Clever title right?
Okay so I have noticed a lot of mixed up words on here. Like you all know the words you want to say, but you don’t know which word to use. So I am going to make a little list of most commonly miss used words on here.
1. You’re/ your.
You’re= you are, like you are sexy. Your= your tennis shoes are laying over there.
2. They’re/there/their.
They’re= they are, like they are on the way. There= that fly is over there. Their= their panties are on your face!
3. Still/steal/steel. (I have trouble with these too.)
Still= still in love with you. Steel= the man made of steel (Superman!). Steal= Don’t steal that banana Nancy!
4. Two/too/to. (People do not know when to use these, smh.)
Two= two pairs of socks. Too= I like monkeys too. To= to be or not to be.
5. Through/throw/threw.
Through= through the window, through wall. Throw= throw me a beer! Threw= I threw it on the ground!
6. Heel/heal.
Heel= I just broke my heel! Heal= Don’t worry a bandage will heal it!
7. Hear/here.
Hear= I hear you farting Andy! Here= I’m over here you goon!
8. Accept/except
Accept= I accept these terms and conditions. Except= I love all breakfast except oatmeal.
9. Wander/wonder.
Wander= I will wander around this desert for a few hours. Wonder= I wonder where my balls are.
10. Affect/effect.
Affect= The sad movie did not affect me. Effect= The storm will go into effect at nine.
Please take these into consideration. Like seriously. If you need me to I will copy and paste this list into the comments. And if you can think of anymore just drop a comment. I just made a list of the top ten that I have found in other’s stories. Well, that’s it for now.
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Can you hear Andy's sexy voice yet? No, well then imagine who's voice you want.
See the timeliness of this update? I think that's what I shall tackle in the next chapter.
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