Bts: When they accidentally text you ;)
Jeanie
J- whERE TF IS MY FRIED CHICKEN I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES SM H
Y- bij wtf–
J- fYI IT'S CALLED E X PR E S S D EL I V E R Y, PRACTICE WHATCHU PREACH SIK E
Y- mr chicken frenzy guy, i think you have the wrong number.
J- g a s p e u, the d i s re sp e kt
Y- at least space the letters evenly smh. my ocd is kicking in
J- we l l t h en po o r y ou
Y- ....
J- sO aM I GETTING THE CHICKEN THIS CENTURY OR NAH?-
Y- yOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DOOD, LEAVE ME ALONE-
J- *leaf-
Y- .... im blocking-
J- nU
J- cmon, keep a friend company aite?
Y- f r i e n d? hA since when?
J- since the second you spelt dude as dood ;)
Sunshine
H- MakingADifference976
Y- uh who's this?
H- it talks-
Y- .....*she
H- huh? sorry, well i recieved a text saying that if i sent that text to this number, 200 dollas would go for charity
Y- uh, that's probably just spam-
H- is that the short form for Salvation and Peace for All of Mankind? is that a new charity group?
Y- ......no, actually it's just spiced ham.
H- aHHHH makes more sense :)
Y- *facepalms*
Runch Randa
R- STOP SPAMMING ME WITH EXPENSIVE GIRL ISTG IT WAS A MISTAKE I WANT TO ERASE FROM MY EXISTENCE-
Y-... e x p e n s i v e g i r l--
R- Fuck, Wrong Number.
Y- are you the “Runch Randa”?
R- ....No
Y- i can clearly see that it's you in your profile picture
R- And you have food in yours, so does that mean you're food?
