"h-hewwo?" kokichi yelled out into the abyss.
"die." a voice yelled out
"n-nani? that is not... kawaii" kokichi responded back to mystery person
"lol weeb" the mysterious person said.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WEEB ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM 666% JAPANESE YOU LITTLE BITCH SEND ME UR ADDRESS FIGHT ME OUTSIDE OF WENDYS" kokichi screemd.
"... i- you are an idiot, kokichi" the voice said
"WHOMST THE FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME" kokichi screeched
"w-we live together kokichi." the voice said
"oh hi kaito" kokichi replied
"n-no. itS SHUICHI YOU FUCKING IDIOT" shuichi scREECHED
"oh hi desu nya~~ :3" kokichi
purred
"kokichi. i regret ever meeting you." shuichi stated
"no thats wrong" kokichi yelled
"what" shuichi said
"what" kokichi said
"deatg" shuichi cried out
"oh okay 😎😎😎" kokichi said, being cool.
"tge fuck how do you add emojis in a verbal conversation" shitchi asked
"because why not lol xd" cockichi said
"teehee oh okay thats alright 😎😂👌" sushi replied
"i hate you. emojis are the worst" kokichi yelled
"didnt you use them like two seconds ago" shuichi asked
"ironically." kokichi blankly stated
"HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED I USED THEM IRONICALLY" kyoko kirigiri screamed i mean what that said shuichi
"sheesh, no need to get so worked up!" kokichi yelled
"do you wanna die" mak-shuichi said
"yeah" kokichi replied
"relatable." shuichi agreed, nodding
"lets die together" kokichi said
"k" replied shoe
then they both died the end
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oumasai/saiouma oneshots (wont continue)
Fanfictionwhoopsy i use both ouma and oma ACTUALLY IM USING NISHISHI SCREW YOU ALL lowercase fic anyways requests are always open! ill try to update this book as muc as possible since this is my favorite otp currently- also the cover is just a place holder i...
