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(A/N)
First a disclaimer. I have no real hatred towards Agent 13. She's pretty cool. Just the fact she gets with Cap! But all this (our conversation and this story) is all done for comedic purposes ONLY. Also Thor's hammer still exists for ...comedic purposes. Okey dokey...

So me and my friend pansycake_killer are totally against Steve Rodgers (Captain America) getting with Sharon Carter (Agent 13) in Captain America: Civil War. When Bucky (Winter Soldier) was truly meant to be with him.

Call it petty, we call it love.

Anywho, this is the text conversation we were having (bear in mind this is reoccurring topic- us hating on agent 13)

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Anywho, this is the text conversation we were having (bear in mind this is reoccurring topic- us hating on agent 13). Also this book is assuming that Bucky and Steve and the rest of the gang (pretty much) survive infinity war. :( I hope they do. Ok here it is:

Me : This truly fucked me up

Me : This truly fucked me up

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pansycake_killer : what?!

Me: I was like ....

pansycake_killer : sames

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pansycake_killer : sames

Me: they tryna kill us
'It should'?!
Like
BOI
STFU

pansycake_killer : true
😰

Me: Imagine tho: Avengers: The Wedding of Captain America and Agent 13
#capgetshitched
I would loose my mind

pansycake_killer : I would freak the fuck out
Go on strike

[replied to '#capgetshitched']
Only to Bucky
Not to fugly agent 13
😤

Me: Unless there was a plot twist=

'Object or forever hold your peace'
Bucky: WAIT STOP THE WEDDING
Cap: B-bucky
Bucky: stevie I love you. I always have. Please don't do this I know you love me to
Cap: I'm sorry agent 13 , or whatever the fuck your name is. I have another wedding to go to.
Agent 13: ....
Cap: errmm...mine....to Bucky *awkwardly hand gestures to Bucky*
Agent 13: yeah....I gathered.
Cap: oh I just thought...you know cos you look shooketh ...and all
Agent 13: yeah cos you just rejected our marriage out of the blue..cos you know....it was just a shock.
Cap: oh
*awkwardness intensifies*
Bucky at the back of the church: knocks over flower vase by accident: oops
Cap: I'll just umm...go? (Questions everything in his life and decides to leave)

Cap: *trips over the air*



Bucky: *giggles*

That deserves an award that does
I should write a book
😂😂😂

pansycake_killer : oh my 😍😍😍😍😍




And here we are.

update: earlier on in this I said 'I hope they all survive infinity war'

I was wrong :(

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