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Voice: Hatsune Miku...likes to eat dog food
Audience: (laughs)
Miku: Um, ew, that's super wrong and super disgusting.No, I do not eat dog food. What person does? Well, except for dogs of coarse.
Voice: Hatsune Miku...likes to drink from toilets
Audience: (laughs)
Miku: Again, you are super wrong and super gross. I do not drink from toilets. I'm telling you, I don't drink from toilets. What kind of person would even do something this gross such as that? Seriously, what the heck is in your head?
Voice: Hatsune Miku...she is secretly dating her friends Rin, Len, Luka, Kaito, and Meiko and is cheating on all of them (thanks MikuLuigi07 for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Random person: You multi-timing pig tailed pig!
Miku: What?! Okay first of all, I'm not dating anyone. Second of all, I wouldn't date my friends because well, they're friends. And third and foremost, I would never cheat on anyone. Quit making me look bad.
Voice: Hatsune Miku...she steals songs from other Vocaloids and claims them as her own (thanks MikuLuigi07 for requesting this)
Audience: (gasp/boos)
Random person: What?!
Another Random person: How could you?! I regretted liking your music!
Miku: Everyone calm down! This voice is nothing but a big liar! I do not steal songs and take credit for them. I would never do something like that.
Voice: Are you thirsty? If you are, there's a toilet up here.
Miku: Oooo. You are gonna get it!
Voice: Now you know...Hatsune Miku, the dog food eating, toilet drinking cheater who steals songs from other Vocaloids.
Miku: No, you don't! You really don't!
Voice: Sure they do.
Miku: I do not like dog food.
Voice: Maybe you would like it if it were floating in a toilet.
Miku: (grits her teeth and growls) You are so gonna get it when I find you! I will find you!
Random person: Boo this song stealing pig off the stage!
Audience: (yells Boo while throwing food at Miku)
Miku: You will be hearing from my lawyers! You will be getting a letter from me! When I find you, you not even gonna recognize yourself!
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Know Your Stars: Vocaloid Edition
FanfictionWatch all of you favorite Vocaloid characters get humiliated by a disembodied voice who says a few "facts" (lies) about them. Copywrite: I do not own anything
