Why did the astronaut move to the suburbs?
He wanted more space.
Hear about the guy that stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone?
It finally dawned on him.
What's red and smells like paint?
Red paint.
Have you heard the pizza joke that's going around the internet?
It's a little cheesy.
Why did the ghost buy a box of bandages?
Because he had so many BOO BOOs.
Why did the snake go to the doctor?
Because he had a frog in his throat.
Why did the carpenter leave the lumber store?
Because he got bored.
Why don't crabs ever give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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