DAD JOKES#6

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I feel like 6 isn't enough and I want to make as many people happy 😃 so I'm doing loads more. Hopefully I don't run out of jokes for u.
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

Why aren't koalas really bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.

Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
Because he needed a hopperation.

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because it of his big bill.

What did the candle say to the other candle?
You wanna go out tonight?

What did the bee say when he was amazed?
Un-bee-lievable!

What do elves learn in kindergarten?
The elf-abet.

Can I tell you a cat joke?
Just kitten!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

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