Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Had no body to go with.
Is your refrigerator running?
Better go catch it.
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline?
Milk Shake.
Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief?
He stole all the time.
Why did the golf course hire the dermatologist?
It needed to have some moles removed.
Where do fancy cats go to the bathroom?
The glitter box.
Why do optimists have to wear sunglasses?
Because they're always looking on the bright side.
